RuPaul's Drag Race: Tastes Like Chicken [Recaps]http://www.fameball.com/Story/RuPauls_Drag_Race_Tastes_Like_Chicken_Recaps newVideoPlayer( {"type":"video","player":"http://bg-video.cp.motionbox.com/motionboxons/flash/VideoPlayer.swf?type=sd&video_uid=1c99d8b41a16e2c494&security_token=prod3.a859317a0e84a05b","customParams":{"allowScriptAccess":"always"},"width":500,"height":319.65,"ratio":0.6393,"flashData":"","embedName":"mbox_player_1c99d8b41a16e2c494","objectId":"mbox_player_1c99d8b41a16e2c494","noEmbed":false,"source":"motionbox"} ); Child, I don't even know what to tell you about last night's episode of the wig-wonkiest show on television. Things happened! Things didn't happen. A big girl did splits and a Raven turned into a chicken. This week was Country Week. Because why the hell not. Plenty of drag queens are country. I mean, actually, I have no idea if any of them are country or not. But at least one of them has to be, right? There must be some sort of barn-like drag bar somewhere in the sparse hills and plains of America. Some boot-scootin' bewigged old bitch lip-syncing to Martina McBride RuPaul John Waters John Waters RuPaul RuPaul God . Run. Run!!! It's coming!!!! The Jessica Wild Chic- CHOMP. SQUAAAWWKKKK.